Oct
19
Ground and pound, Elephant style
BySo the crocodile was thinking: “I’ll just grab that elephant, do a single-trunk take down and then drown that sucker in the water where his size won’t help him.”
The elephant was thinking: “Hmm, this water tastes good… WTF!!! I’m gonna stomp the crap outta you, you scaly green midget!!!”
At this point in time, it is unknown if the crocodile survived its mistake or if there’s a crocodile carcass with a large dent in it floating in that river…
:-)
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Dude, if there was impact, there had to be bones broken. I’m guessing carcass after about a few minutes of failed breathing from smashed lungs and organs.
Dude, I was like, totally being ironic there. :-)