Apr
23
Self-defense with Jo Bonten
ByI just got to see some videos called “Self-defense with Jo Bonten“. Instead of giving the explanation first, I’ll let you watch the intro he uses for his clips so you’re at least forewarned…
Now for some background:
Mr. Jo Bonten lives in The Netherlands and apparently he’s an internet sensation over there. As far as I could find out, he’s been training in Karate for several years and seems to be quite serious in making these videos. Unlike with Enter The Dojo, I don’t know if I should laugh or cry here.
Here are some more of his “Self-defense with Jo” videos, so you can make up your own mind…
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I love how the assistant in the third video made sure to have his hood up any time he appeared on camera, as it was clear that he did not want his face on film. :)
Eric
Cry. Definitely cry..
This HAS to be a joke…
Right?
I don’t know, I think he means it.
I was going to say its obviously a parody..but there a videos which are parodies of this guy…so now I am scared.. :)
Me too…
pretty sure laughing is appropriate…I highly doubt he is serious after watching his head butting video and his tips for hiding Easter eggs and surviving the mist.
Dunno, the Dutch also have Rinus as a Youtube celebrity. He’s a slightly retarded guy who sings on Youtube with his girlfriend. So I wouldn’t be surprised if Jo is serious.
“There are only two things I can’t stand in this world, people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the DUTCH!” — Nigel Powers
That’s really good, thanks for pointing it out! I’m just going to assume it is comedy and enjoy it.
Oh My God
Please Lord
Let this be a parody and
not someones idea of real violence
I promise I’ll be good, ahh nicer, errrrr
Fuck it
Lord protect the dumbasses that try to
use this shit for real
and Thank you for vaginas
The only thing Jo needs to add to his curriculum is “kill face” from Enter the Dojo
If he did that, I’m afraid it would make him invincible. He’s already scary good as is.. :-)